Shel Silverstein - Happy new + extra's

𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖉𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖓 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 - 17

Dit nieuwjaarsgedicht van Shel Silverstein heeft, ze vrezen wij, enige vertaling nodig. Wij zullen u dan ook per regel een korte uitleg/verklaring geven. 

( #lightverse #humorpoëzie #ShelSilverstein )

1: Gelukkig nieuwjaar
2: Gelukkig boe-jaar
3: idem ツ
4: Gelukkig griepjaar
5: Gelukkig hatsjiejaar
6: "Pee-yew!" (or "P.U.") is an exclamation showing disgust at a bad smell, like a drawn-out "phew," possibly linked to Latin/French words for "stink," and is distinct from "pee" (urinate) or "PU" meaning "pop up" in texting. It's a sound people make to express revulsion when something smells foul. (Een kreet van walging dus.)
7: Gelukkig oe-hoejaar
8: Deze spreekt voor zich. En Yahoo slaat niét op de zoekmachine.
9: Gelukkig tjoektjoekjaar
10: Gelukkjig koekoekjaar
11: Gelukkig schoenjaar
12: Gelukkig kauwjaar

There were more "Happy Ooo's"? What Ooo's might that have been? Well, let's see...

The ship's captain yelled: "Happy Crew Year."

The beer drinker yelled: "Happy Brew Year."

Barrymore yelled: "Happy Drew Year."

The early riser yelled: "Happy Dew Year."

Piglet yelled: "Happy Pooh Year."

The British cook yelled: "Happy Stew Year."

The hooker yelled: "Happy Screw Year."

The tree nurser yelled: ""Happy Yew Year."

The zionist yelled: "Happy Jew Year."

The melanchlist sighed: "Sad Blue Year."

The altruist yelled: "Happy You Year."

James Bond yelled: "Happy Q Year."

The lie detector operator yelled: "Happy True Year."

The sniffer yelled: "Happy Glue Year."

And, as Peter Bouchier added, the millionaire yelled: "Happy Few Year."

Nogmaals Peter. The elephant yelled: "Happy Zoo Year."